I am awesome nothing

Ever felt the urge for a quick shot of confidence? I kind of do. Quite often lately. Work, everyday worries, more work... Then I decisively hit Win+D (F11 or something for the Mac guys) and I see this:

I am awesome. Now I know! I can do anything. I can conquer the world.

But then I feel bad. This excess flow of self-confidence needs to be controlled. No problem. I just wait for a few seconds. Then another wallpaper appears: 

Yeah, thanks for that. I knew I was nothing, you didn't have to tell me. This will teach me that modesty is a virtue. Of course, if I wait a few more seconds, I will be awesome instead! True story!

To make this set of alternating wallpapers I was inspired by this one. I just made it fit better my taste (and the size of my desktop) by building upon the wallpaper that had been decorating my laptop for a couple of years now. The source file (.psd format) is here.